Crime and punishment 3

Got a new whisker-do.
Fail to comprehend why parents keep raisins next to the candle. I had to go through fire to get to them raisins! Stupidest goodie guard ever.

Further betrayal

Uncle has his own home-grown carrots. Look how our parents are teasing us:


Uncle also has parsley, lettuce, cilantro, dill and all kinds of bunny goodies in his garden. Can we book our summer camp stay there one year in advance?

Holiday

The buns are now at the summer camp. H has been there several times before and seems to enjoy the company of other bunnies and the opportunity to run on the ground. Bambino and Jessie appeared a bit anxious and they did for sure not enjoy the car ride. I promised them that the place is nice and safe and the people there are kind and that we will miss them a lot and pick them up towards the end of August. I am also confident that H will take care of them and show them everything. When I left them, they seemed happy and curious and quite excited. I am sure they will be fine. And they got some cranberries and a beer crate too :) Now we are simply looking forward to a cheerful wiedersehen, for example like this:

at the beauty parlour

I protest. Just because we are bunnies we get tricked so easily. A cranberry, sound of daddy opening the fridge and reaching for carrots, oh well. Today we got tricked exactly this way. First the mess&jess disappeared, actually no reason to worry here ;P , but then da bloke aka smooth guy was kidnapped too! I knew I shouldn't have gone out of my box, I knew it, but daddy was holding a carrot and calling my name... What happened is we got wrapped in hideous pink towel and had our nails done, horrible. My fellow buns were taken picture of as they were in the towel, bit I did fight til the end with my carrot under my arm! I am not a simple bunny, I am not a simple bunny.

Heidi? Ludvig?

Those humans! The guy calls me "Heidi" because I sometimes hide, and the woman calls me "Ludvig" because of this:

Matching the rug

I look damn good on this rug, don't I? Mummy and Daddy bought it with my design fur in mind. Mummy says there's a conspiracy between Ikea, electricians and rabbits, such as in rugs and cable storage. Oh no, she mustn't know.

It's all for me!!!

I am terribly sorry for not having updated my blog lately. The guy and the woman haven't had the time to help me because they've been busy hammering, painting and so on. But they did it all for me!!! They kicked me out and when I came back the kitchen was violet, the hall was green and the toilet red! They say they chose the colours because they fit my fur!!! They've promised to take pictures later. Not only did they paint, they've been bunnyproofing the livingroom for days and days. It's a bit oh no, I had hoped I could get a nice bite of some of the power cords and hide out in some caves I know are there, but they've blocked everything. They’ve given me some other places to hide though. And look what they did to prevent me from screwing up internet, satellite tv, loudspeakers and more – this one is now nicely, too nicely, attached under the heater where all the important cords are:

Now I can run around in the livingroom as I want. I can be a wild, crazy, dangerous, breadhunting beast while the humans try to have a nice breakfast while watching Kommissar Rex. And I can disturb Mum's nap and get some cuddle by Dad whenever I want. Just take a look:

Not innocent bunny

Cat on a hot tin roof

Last night we had a cat on our terrace! I heard some noises in the middle of the night. At first I thought it was H fumbling, then I heard a sound that could be a bunny's thumping so I went out to see if everything was ok. As I opened the door, a creature, H I thought, scampered in direction the bunny fence and "the forbidden zone". I followed just to make sure the fence was properly closed. As I came closer, this creature leaped over the fence and landed on the window ledge outside the bathroom. I was petrified, realised it must have been a cat. I rushed back to H's house and found her inside (innocent!) - completely indifferent. With shaking hands I put the hatches back on to lock her in and ran inside. Luckily nothing had happened to H. I’m still scared. And poor cat, taking a stroll on a 6th floor hot tin roof is not very self-preserving in the long run.  

Off to summer camp

Today H went to the summer camp. As soon as she entered an outdoor area specially designed for rabbits and rodents she started checking out the toys and didn't have the time to hug us goodbye. Well, that's the way it should be, isn't it? Bunny's obviously happy and we don't have to worry. We'll miss her terribly though.

Bad hair day

bunny does math

today bunny decided to get some insights of finance. at first bit shy, found printouts very interesting after a while, but there was something mysterious about them. source of all the confusion is, how is it possible, that this equation is not equal to carrot? I don't dare to dissapoint her, guys, help me out here :)

Visit to the beauty salon

Time for pedicure and manicure. Do anything just don't mess up my hairdo.
(I got my reward though: A handful of pellets and a trip with the guy to the loo.)

By saying 'food' I didn't mean casserole!

Tricked again :(

BunnyBird

Come on, guys. I aint no bird. Besides, I haven’t had a proper amount of pilot lessons in a long while.

Excuse me

What is this bunny doing in my toilet? I thought I had the sole rights to watch human crotches on the can and leap over their pants.

Oh no! Hidden camera!

I refuse to model unpaid!